Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.
I'll have to remember that one, for molifying delayed passengers. But the air traffic controllers I know are all wonderful, accommodating people. Except for the one who lost it the other week. There's a pilot out there who should be very glad that tower controller doesn't have a death ray.