Grant linked to this in a comment yesterday. It is spot on, taking the Onion`s usual formula of perfectly copying the format of a familiar news story while twisting it silly.
Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash
I laughed too hard not to share it with those of you who don't read the comments. (You should, though: Cockpit Conversation readers are witty, well-informed, interesting people).